Lockdown 3 is boring

 

Life in my Amish clan has been slow since the city men came and told us about covid-19. But now its desperate times in Lockdown 3. My father has me out with him to plow the fields because that will me job around here soon, or at least he thinks as I will be escaping this hellhole.

Over the weekend my PageRank skills have grown and I have learnt a lot about PageRank. How ever the PageRank is not working and I do not have a higher PageRank.

Anyway this weekend was long and tiring as we can no longer get help from friends and neighbours so I had to do everything on my farm for myself. I cant wait to escape this stupid horrible Amish clan.

The Margemobile

 Finally finished my new wagon, The Margemobile. I want to thank Abe and Rodger for helping me out to build it. Marge will forever be remembered by this fantastic new wagon.

I am also out of house arrest now but Wilson has still not come back to me which is upsetting :(. Today i will be going to the market in the Margemobile to get some food but also try and get a new dog to replace Isaiah. I would like a German Sheppard but my dad wants a collie. my mum said to get a chihuahua but my dad said its basically a rat and now my mum is in Amish prison.

The New Marge!

 

Today after the upsetting passing of Marge I have bought a brand new cow but I don't know what too name her what do you think?

Lockdown 3 couldn't get any worse!

 

As if Lockdown 3 and today was bad enough with the passing of Marge the cow, now Isaiah the fat family dog has passed away after eating all my butter and then having a what I thought was a seizure but it just turned out to be a heart attack. 

Although he was obese and wobbled when he walked he was still loved by the not only my family but the whole town. I will be getting anew dog to help with this saddening news and i will bury him under the shack in the garden and will name the shack Isaiah's Isolation Shack.

 

How to make butter

 Butter is easy to make and if anyone wants to try it here's a video all about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVt-6NJ71kQ

I'm making butter!

 

My house arrest/ lockdown 3 is painful but I have been given a task to do. I'm making butter for the family. Here is a picture of my butter churner, I call it Butters. I'm hoping the smell of the butter lures Wilson back to me because he likes the butter I make.

The milk I'm using is the last of the late Marge's milk so this has to be the best butter Butters has ever produced. I miss marge :(

House Arrest Sucks :(

Being Stuck in House Arrest for trying to escape is like being in prison except I have my secret devices my city friend pays for.

Lockdown 3 isn't very bad here as progress on buildings is very slow. This picture is of my house that I built for myself 2 years ago. It used to have a secret tunnel that me, Abe and Rodger used to use to get out at night however that has been blocked off by my father who found me in it one night.

My PageRank skills are getting better however although research is difficult as getting a signal in a tech free area is difficult LOL.

Also no signs of my horse Wilson which is very saddening but I'm sure he will return very soon because he is a loyal horse and he is very noble.